Hello Boys and More Importantly, Girls!

Yahooo! Hooray! Huuunngawaaaaa! Celebrate! That's Great! You did it! I'm number one! Hmmm, yeah, those are all the "gold star" kindergarten stick quotes that I remember off the top of my head….so why am I so celebratory? B/c of all the awesome skydiving we've been doing? Hmmmmmm, no, I've just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! (not really!) "BUT SERIOUSLY" (to quote Belligijen), I've said this before and I'll say it again, winter is drunken skydiver month! Why? b/c the weather usually craps out on the weekends, d'oh! I don’t know why, but it usually craps out on the weekends..have you ever noticed that? Ass I sit here right now, it's clear blue skies outside...a bit windy, but clear blue skies. Anyways, this past Friday was Woolly Day / Salem Fun Day! The group started Thursday night with the Perfect Country and Western Song at karaoke at BW3's, and continued on into Friday with bowling, laser tag, go carts, lunch and drinks at Pizza Pasta Pit, dinner at O'Charley's, and Mario cart at Skydiver HQ! And can I say daaaaa whoooohoooooo! It was a great time to all involved, despite some rather "uncooperative" bowling alley employees. And yeah, that was mos def the highlight of the weekend, seein ass how the weather shat all over the place all weekend!

But there's hope! Attention new and newer skydivers! This is the perfect season for learning how to pack! Contact skydive@vt.edu (that's Christie) or jcharlto@vt.edu (that's Woolly) to set up times and dates for packing classes.
AND FIRST TIMERS…the season is approaching! Start saving your coins and making reservations now! You can sign up here on our website, or email skydive@vt.edu to drop off your deposit and commit yourself to taking the plunge! yahooo!

Now members…don’t let the winter doldrums bum you out…check out these fantastic happenings:

Wednesday is conference night…this week at Sharkey's for "Drink for the Cause". A portion of EVERY purchase made at Sharkey's will be donated to the American Cancer Society's Relay for Life (that includes alcohol kiddies!). Then Thursday is, of course, once again, karaoke at BW3's and then this weekend many of the club members are heading down to CSS for some casa / turbine airplane action, hooollla! Email jasides@vt.edu or abernard@vt.edu if you'd like carpool info or just info in general.

Until then, holla back! Enjoy the rest of drunk skydiver month…it'll be over soooon!!!!

Blue Skies…Black, Crotchless Underwear,

Woolly

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