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Whoooops...we're a little late on the website update this week kiddies....our bad. All that A'CHALLIN' and A'COOOOOOOOLIN' over the Christmas break and the shenanagans of Collegiates has made it hard to get focused. Indeed, every time I try to focus, Donkey Extreme or the Fin hanging off Sweetpea come to mind.

But, we're back! And the Skydiving Club is ready to rock out. Spring semester is the semester when people start slacking and morphing into giant sissies...so overcome the urge to stay at home and play mario cart. FYI, we skydive all year 'round! And on the weekends when the weather sucks, well then we play mario cart.

And well, winter IS the partayyyy season. And we've been doing it right this week! Monday was the first meeting of the semester. Tuesday was the third Tuesday of an odd-numbered month = Bogen's, Wednesday was of course conference night at the Prickels's, and this weekend Christie, Prickles, and Freshman will be doing some jumps in preparration for West Point's coach's course in a few weeks! Good Luck yall!

Other events coming up soon: Madam Presidente' will be hosting a Mario Cart championship and.........I'm'a Woolio, I'm'a gonna win!!! Next Friday the skydiving club will host its first annual Case Race Scrambles at Skydive HQ (Jamie, G'Hog and Gaddy's place). Wear your diaper!

And speaking of Diapers (corney inside Rigger's joke), congratulations to Ryan "Zartan" Turner and Dave "Groundhog" Owens for earning their Senior Riggers certificates! Hiiiimmmm, Hiiiimmmm....now they can pack your reserve!!! (Scary!)

FIRST TIMER'S! YES, WE STILL SKYDIVE!
Contact skydive@vt.edu for all the 411 you need!

And we'll end with a skydiver's toast...

A Toast to You, My Skydiving Friend
And Here's to Jumping, Until the End
"So Be Safe Up There," I Say Sincere
'Cuz if You Die, We Split Your Gear!

...(And you owe beer)

(And so does Prickels...for a Beer Line violation)

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