Welcome back to school fellow Hokies! Yes, I know, school started last week, but come on, no one really does anything the first week of classes. SERIOUSLY, how many classes did you go to where the teacher did nothing but call attendance and have everyone in the 100-person class share something interesting about themselves?

“Ohhhh, my name is Jane, and I enjoy horses.”
“How nice Jane; I was an equestrian when I was an undergrad.”
“Oh no, I’m not an equestrian, I just collect calendars with pictures of horses on them.”

How cool would it be to actually have something cool to share?! Like, hmmm, I don’t know, that you’re a skydiver!!!! Sooooo, Freshmen, newbies, whuffos, come on out! It’s as easy as:

1. Email skydive@vt.edu and talk to our super hottie president
2. Choose a Saturday or Sunday, any day, and a time that’d you’d like to jump
3. Drop off a deposit with one of the Skydiving Club’s officers
4. Show up and skydive!

That’s all you gots to do! And if you want to make a hobby of it, then just tell a skydiving club member that and be prepared to get an earful of awesome stories that’ll make that 12 pack your drinking disappear, poof!

And speaking of 12 packs disappearing, all you current skydiving club members know what I’m talkin’ about…man, what a rainy weekend! Yup, a pretty nasty drunk front rolled in on Friday night when a few club members decided to play an exciting game of Edward Forty Hands (where you duct tape 40’s of beer / malt liquor to your hands and are not allowed to set them down until you finish them) and then chall out at the hokie house and solve the worlds problems…

Coming soon…

• This Wednesday night is conference night at Skydive HQ (Gaddy, Jamie, & G-Hog’s place)
• The first annual skydiving club case race scrambles is this Friday night!
• And of course, we’ll be jumpin this weekend….well, let’s see how that case race thing goes…urrrrggghhhhhh….

Y’all remember to wish Christie, Prickels, and Freshman good luck with their upcoming coach’s course…t-minus two weeks!

PEACE!

The Skydiving Club of Virginia Tech



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