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Helllllooooo everybody! Whether you're reading this b/c you're interested in making your first jump or you're already part of that elite group of super-humans that are, essentially, the next rung on the revolutionary ladder which most of the world dubs, "Skydiver", or if your just bored at work (Kevin, Ian, Ryan Turner), welcome! If you haven't started jumping yet, we sincerely hope you will start with us: your friendly neighborhood Skydiving Club of Virginia Tech. You'll quickly discover our club is a fun-loving, laid-back bunch of thrill seekers who are always looking for new friends to share in our unforgettable experiences in the air and on the ground! Email skydive@vt.edu to get info on: making your first jump, going through the AFF training program to become a licensed skydiver, packing parachutes for $$$ to finance your training program or jump habit, or just skydiving and partying with the hippest skydiving club at VT! "Nobody, I mean nobody calls me chicken!" Unconvinced we ARE the premier cooooool (in' and a'chaaalllin) club around? Check out these recent events that'll make you wanna "go back in time" (do de do de do de do de dooo ddo dooo de dooooo..) Last weekend, several members got jiggy up in Chambersburg while others stayed in the burg and got back in time w/ schoolwork, beer, and being cold. And still others made the typical pilgrimage to AAS (the club's home DZ) in Jonesville, NC. Saturday night, several members including Ryan "It's hip to be square" Turner got his freak nasty on at a high-class DC club which charged $13 for Red Bull and vodka, ouch! That hurts more than getting shot by those Columbians I stole plutonium from! Abbey "I don’t know what time it is I'm SO WASTED" and her Hubby and Prickels, all took turns stealing vodka from homeless people near the Metro in order to finance their buzz at this premium DC club.
"McFllllyyyyyy helllloooooooooo?" There is NO club meeting tonight, instead the officers have some stuff to discuss and will probably be at the hokie house tonight to discuss / get drunk..we choose to do the official boring bidness this way..After all, who really cares about HOW the flex capacitor works, just so long as it fires by 88 mph! Wednesday night is Black Tie conference night at Christie's place! RSVP by noon tomorrow (Tuesday) if you want in! RSVP's are FIRM..no bowing down, late replies, or backing out! Once you hit 88 mph, psssst, you're there! Christie and Woolly will be preparing a FEAST AT CONF NIGHT PRICES that you'll wonder how it was even attainable without the Mr. Fusion! ....but if Doc can make ice in the desert in 1848, then we can make Rock Shrimp stuff Filet Mignon with fixins for $5 a head. Check your hover boards at the door. Friday several club members are going to see MOFRO! Down in Assville, NC. We'll be leaving around 3pm and we HAVE TWO TICKETS AVAILABLE!!!! Cost per ticket is only about $15!!!!! We'll be carpooling on the way down and crashing at a cheap motel after the show, livin like rock stars baby! Maybe we'll even pick up a hooker and a few STD's while we're there!!!! And ass usual, we'll be jumping at AAS this weekend, so holla' if you're interested! Don't forget to get back in the future! This Sunday at 2am Daylight Savings Time begins!!! Remember to set your watch 1 hr forward at 2 am! Saving my bling for a Delorian, Woolly McFly |
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