• The side boob--a skirt for the boob - Gaddy
• What time it is? -Woolly
• This is the lamest parade ever - Christie
• I've got to coil an elastic grinder - (he means take a dump) Prickels
• But SERIOUSLY - Belligijen
• What's the worst thing that could possibly happen - AAS
• "I refuse to answer to Sweetpea anymore" "Hey Sweetpea" "What?" - Sweetpea
• Joseph Pino - Groundhog
• Skydiving sucks - Prickels speaking to The Roanoke Times
• And then you get the FIFTH [tandem] hookup - Gaddy talking to a senior strategic marketing class
• He, he, hey 'Waly'.d,d, do you like Woooo-'Foooos? - 6-Pack
• I don't care who you are, I'll solve your equations right here! - And Then There's Ben
• Waitress: What would you like to drink? - Do you card? - Waitress: Yes. - Then I'll have a coke, please. - Freshman
• 245 sandwiches - Woolly
• That's as fucked up as a 4 legged cat - Gaddy
• M-O-N-K-E-Y Moooooonnnnkeeey - the Infructus Crew
• AAAAAAbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy- Kevin
• 1,000 dollars, do you know how much that is? - Beligijen
• But Gaddy, even the good ones go in - Woolly
• A moat... with swimming dogs - Gaddy
• If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning - Prickles
• Here comes the airplane! - BelligiJen
• I have beer in my eye! - SweetPea
• I knew a guy with a prosthetic leg, he was born like that. - SweetPea
• I'd rather have a malfunction than an orgasm - Gaddy
• Autobots? More like the Decepticons. - Sweetpea
• Joey: So did we tell you about the lady that had a seizure in Arby's? Sweetpea: Yeah, and she was being a total B**** about it too!
• Hold on to yo butts - Ben
• I wanna do blue....OH SHIT. -Doug
• She wants that big dumb baby to awkwardly hump her. -Prickles
• ......OOOHHHH...... -Trying to launch an 8-way in Texas
• You should just take the dildo, tape it to the end of a hockey stick, get in the cage, and be like "UH UH UH" *jabbing motion in the air* - Joey
• You need to be really comfortable with your sexuality on this team... becuase we will touch you.... a lot.... - Doug
• Yo if we stop, I'm haulin ass. F*** the dumb s***!!! - Tunnel Girl
• Well I'm allergic to kiwis, but I mean I can still eat things like key lime pie - Doug
  
  

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