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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!
var Author=new Array()

Quotation[0] = "The side boob--a skirt for the boob";
Quotation[1] = "What time it is?";
Quotation[2] = "This is the lamest parade ever";
Quotation[3] = "I've got to coil an elastic grinder";
Quotation[4] = "But SERIOUSLY";
Quotation[5] = "What's the worst thing that could possibly happen?";
Quotation[6] = "\"I refuse to answer to Sweetpea anymore\" \"Hey Sweetpea\" \"What?\"";
Quotation[7] = "Joseph Pino";
Quotation[8] = "Skydiving sucks";
Quotation[9] = "And then you get the FIFTH [tandem] hookup";
Quotation[10] = "He, he, hey 'Waly'.d,d, do you like Woooo-'Foooos?";
Quotation[11] = "I don't care who you are, I'll solve your equations right here!";
Quotation[12] = "Waitress: What would you like to drink? - Do you card? - Waitress: Yes. - Then I'll have a coke, please.";
Quotation[13] = "245 sandwiches";
Quotation[14] = "That's as fucked up as a 4 legged cat";
Quotation[15] = "M-O-N-K-E-Y Moooooonnnnkeeey";
Quotation[16] = "AAAAAAbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy";
Quotation[17] = "1,000 dollars, do you know how much that is?";
Quotation[18] = "But Gaddy, even the good ones go in";
Quotation[19] = "A  moat... with swimming dogs";
Quotation[20] = "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning";
Quotation[21] = "Here comes the airplane!";
Quotation[22] = "I have beer in my eye!";
Quotation[23] = "I knew a guy with a prosthetic leg, he was born like that.";
Quotation[24] = "I'd rather have a malfunction than an orgasm";
Quotation[25] = "Autobots? More like the Decepticons.";
Quotation[26] = "Joey: So did we tell you about the lady that had a seizure in Arby's? \nSweetpea: Yeah, and she was being a total B**** about it too!";
Quotation[27] = "Hold on to yo butts";
Quotation[28] = "I wanna do blue....OH SHIT.";
Quotation[29] = "She wants that big dumb baby to awkwardly hump her.";
Quotation[30] = ".....OOOHHHHH.....";
Quotation[31] = "You should just take the dildo, tape it to the end of a hockey stick, get in the cage, and be like "UH UH UH" *jabbing motion in the air*";
Quotation[32] = "You need to be really comfortable with your sexuality on this team... becuase we will touch you.... a lot....";
Quotation[33] = "Yo if we stop, I'm haulin ass. F*** the dumb s***!!";
Quotation[34] = "Well I'm allergic to kiwis, but I mean I can still eat things like key lime pie";

Author[0] = "Gaddy";
Author[1] = "Woolly";
Author[2] = "Christie";
Author[3] = "(he means take a dump) Prickles";
Author[4] = "Belligijen";
Author[5] = "AAS";
Author[6] = "Sweetpea";
Author[7] = "Groundhog";
Author[8] = "Prickles speaking to The Roanoke Times";
Author[9] = "Gaddy talking to a senior strategic marketing class";
Author[10] = "6-Pack";
Author[11] = "And Then There's Ben";
Author[12] = "Freshman";
Author[13] = "Woolly";
Author[14] = "Gaddy";
Author[15] = "The Infructus Crew";
Author[16] = "Kevin";
Author[17] = "Beligijen";
Author[18] = "Woolly";
Author[19] = "Gaddy";
Author[20] = "Prickles";
Author[21] = "BelligiJen";
Author[22] = "SweetPea";
Author[23] = "SweetPea";
Author[24] = "Gaddy";
Author[25] = "Sweetpea in reference to Army's Team Name: The Autobots";
Author[26] = "";
Author[27] = "Ben";
Author[28] = "Doug";
Author[29] = "Prickles";
Author[30] = "Trying to launch an 8way in Texas";
Author[31] = "Joey";
Author[32] = "Doug";
Author[33] = "Tunnel Girl";
Author[34] = "Doug";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation].italics() + " - " + Author[whichQuotation]);}